I Remember When I Could...

[DreamerFish]

I remember when I could have any guy I wanted. I was a looker. How the mighty have fallen!

I remember when I could read!! -- at first glance I thought that said "I was a hooker"!!

I remember when I could get a full tank of gas for under 3 bucks!

[Marleybone]

I remember when I could read!! -- at first glance I thought that said "I was a hooker"!!

Too funny Dreamer.

I remember when I could see. Life before bifocals.

[yes said]

I remember when I could go out drinking all night and wake up feeling peachy the next morning.

(And yeah, I know that I'm probably too young to qualify here. Just thought I'd share that particular discovery.)

This would be my "I remember when I could..." too.

[applesauce]

I remember when I could go to the bathroom without kids running in two seconds after I sit down to tell me they need to pee on the potty and its coming out now. grrrrrrr

[Stargazer]

I remember when I could go to the bathroom without kids running in two seconds after I sit down to tell me they need to pee on the potty and its coming out now. grrrrrrr

OH my god! I haven't had an uninterrupted bathrooom visit since little Star finished potty training.

I remember when I could eat my food before it was cold and finish it without having to clean a face or a knocked over glass of milk. AND I remember being able to walk across a floor without tripping over ten toys on my way.

I seem to remember a day when I couldn't remember cooler stuff, but now I can't remember what they were.

[nctarheellady]

I remember when I could go braless and no one could tell! My friends used to call me "waffle waffle". OH for the good ole' days, when less was more!!!!

[Gutmutter]

I remember when I could climb high ladders and go on all the amusement park rides. Now? Nope.

[Corine]

I remember when I could stay up past 11pm, when I used to get a full night's sleep, when 5 hours of sleep WAS a full night.

[Unklescott]

I can remember the days all the kid stuff y'all are posting bothered me, but I honestly kind of miss some of it now. Enjoy them while you can folks.

[nctarheellady]

I Remember When I Could Go All Day And Not Even Think About Food! (just As Long As I Had My Bottle Of Boone's Farm Wine And Those Doritos Chips Jay Leno Was On Tv Introducing, At Night Before I Went In To Work On Third Shift)!!