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    Reading all these posts about affairs with married men has led me to this conclusion: I'm buying a ring. Today. And wearing it all the time. I'm not married, never have been, but the women don't have to know that.

    All this time, that's the thing I've been missing. A ring.
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    Who knew it would be that easy, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    Reading all these posts about affairs with married men has led me to this conclusion: I'm buying a ring. Today. And wearing it all the time. I'm not married, never have been, but the women don't have to know that.

    All this time, that's the thing I've been missing. A ring.
    I think George Castanza already gave that a try, YA. Didn't work out so well for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    Reading all these posts about affairs with married men has led me to this conclusion: I'm buying a ring. Today. And wearing it all the time. I'm not married, never have been, but the women don't have to know that. All this time, that's the thing I've been missing. A ring.
    That will just make the Men more challenged to ask you out, thinking you belong to another.

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    I don't think Yellow Apple wants men hitting on him .. married or not

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    OOps.. maybe I should put men/women Sorry Yellow apple.. my bad

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    Hehe... no harm done. But yeah, knowing my luck with my other past schemes, this one wouldn't work so well either.

    Oh well, my next trick is to borrow a cute kid and/or puppy and go take a stroll through a park somewhere...
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    *imagines Yellow Apple, dressed as a fireman, carrying a ladder, bright shiny gold wedding band on hand, walking with a small child who is holding a cute puppy, looking for a kitten to rescue while strolling in the park*
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    Quote Originally Posted by ADKLove
    *imagines Yellow Apple, dressed as a fireman, carrying a ladder, bright shiny gold wedding band on hand, walking with a small child who is holding a cute puppy, looking for a kitten to rescue while strolling in the park*
    That's quite a picture....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    Reading all these posts about affairs with married men has led me to this conclusion: I'm buying a ring. Today. And wearing it all the time. I'm not married, never have been, but the women don't have to know that.

    All this time, that's the thing I've been missing. A ring.
    Heh... my girlfriends and I all have our best CZs that we wear to the bars when we're single. It works like a charm, YA.
    Never let the things you want make you forget about the things you have.

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