Mind you, I wouldn't normally say a thing to her, if she didn't weekly (sometimes daily or hourly) call either Sally or I or sit down with us when she gets home and bore us to death with her love life or lack there of. Enough already, Girlfriend: We don't ask you about your dates, we don't care about your dates, and YES!!!, we know exactly why your dates are failing!!! When you act like Homer Simpson, dress in intentionally torn concert t-shirts from 10 years ago (during your Glory Years), don't know a THING about World Events beyond when the next concert date for Depeche Mode is, and pepper you every day language with words like "faggot and re-tard"...and insist on dating men who aren't like you, than you're headed down a one way street called Disaster! What Michele says she wants is "a well-toned, muscular guy who smells good, looks good, is good in bed, has a good job, a fun sense of humor and a good education." Did I mention that she's at least 80-100 pounds over-weight, has a High School Education, loves to burp after ever meal and drink (never, ever excusing herself) and despises dressing up? WHAT drug are you on, Michele, that makes you think you can attract the Whole Package when you're a Brown Paper Bag and proud of it???
Her last heart break was when a man she had been e-dating for 1.5 years, took a plane and four days off to meet and be with her, and left after 3 days, taking himself to the airport. Lord knows how she represented herself if he was that disappointed/pissed off. We met him and he was quite charming and cultured and what Michele disclosed is that he found her "boring and oafish". Poor thing, she had to ask us what "oafish" meant.
When I've talked to her and asked her why she doesn't date men that "like to drink Bud, talk sports, burp out loud, and are Rednecks like herself," she says, "Cause why would I date someone like me? Opposites attract, ya'know."
Not. THAT. opposite., My Dear.
Some people, want the sky but are unwilling to make the climb, themselves, to get there. They just want the sky to come to them.