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    Kylie's penguin joke

    Kylie, what was that penguin joke that you used to have after each of your posts? I found it quite amusing but now i don't remember it! I just remember the "sorry, just needed to break the ice" bit.

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    Hey amna - It was:

    "Fat penguin."
    "What?"
    "Sorry, just needed something to break the ice."

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    I love that and quote that often Kylie,, that is how most people remember you Kylie from the FORT..lol

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    FG! Very cool that you liked it.

    Maybe I'm channeling LG, but I think this joke/pickup line is a key part of my world domination plan. Before long, everyone will know me by name.

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    Damn, I have read that I don't know how many times and I just now got the joke. Me waaaayyyyy ssssslllllllooooowwwww lately.
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    Originally posted by firegirl
    I love that and quote that often Kylie,, that is how most people remember you Kylie from the FORT..lol
    "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I sport
    I'm still, I'm still Kylie from the FORT"


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    Kylie from the FORT.

    Oh god, but to be compared to J-Ho! I will just forget that small detail.

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    There's really no comparison KG. I'm sure you could outsing her too.

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    Originally posted by firegirl
    I love that and quote that often Kylie,, that is how most people remember you Kylie from the FORT..lol
    Oh, I remember her in lots of different ways, Firegirl.

    And you know what, Ili? I just got the joke, too. I never even realized it was a joke. I thought it was just something completely random the dude came up with spur of the moment. What a tool I am!
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Thanks Kylie! Why did it take other people so long to get the joke?!?!

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