ARRR Matey!!

[SCRUMPOT]

Dirty Mary Vane



You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr


Please don't throw me overboard. I will do favors!! I don't smell that bad and my bodice is great!!!!!!

[Modesty]

Captain Bess Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Arrrrr.. well

[tash]

Your pirate name is:
Captain Bess Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Lol! We have the same pirate name, Modesty!

[StevieM]

Dirty Mary Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

um. my name is not mary (close but, not Mary)
so I'm not sure how this came out. And I clicked that I bathe daily so what the hell!
FUNNY one!
Thanks for posting it.

I like the one where it says something about walking on the grass/hurting it.

I'm still laughing........throw in the ocean! $hit! I'm a nice person!

[dagwood]

Originally posted by Zhora
Mine was weird and wrong so I didn't post it. Eventhough I said I showered every day, it when on and on about me being smelly. It said you guys threw me overboard but not because you didn't like me but because I smelled so bad. What the?!?!?

Said the same about me. I promise, I do shower daily.


Dirty Mary Rackham


You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

[eny]

Ducky's sister

Bloody Bess Bonney

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

[duckgirl]

Bloody Bess! Haven't seen you in a while.

[holly71]

Dirty Jenny Rackham. Said the exact same thing as it said about anyone else whose name started with "Dirty" And I shower every day too, so whatever...