Dirty Mary Vane
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr
Please don't throw me overboard. I will do favors!! I don't smell that bad and my bodice is great!!!!!!