I'm not a partier at all (not anymore, that is) and so I'll be staying inside and probably going to bed pretty early.
I just hate to be out there on the road with not only all the drunk drivers, but also all the cops who are out there looking for all those drunk drivers! Not that there's anything wrong with cops, but I'd just rather not be out there driving when I have an increased chance of having one of them pull me over.
I can get in trouble when the cops pull me over, even if I'm not doing anything wrong.
One time I got pulled over and I was wicked tired and run down from my chronic illness. The cop said, "Lady, I pulled you over 'cause you were weaving."
I said, "Yeah, officer, I know. But I just finished my latest knitting project earlier in the day and I had to start another project to keep me busy while I'm driving, so I started weaving."
He didn't think that was too funny.
Anyway, the fewer cops I encounter, the better life is for me, so I'll be hunkered down this New Year's Eve -- I'll be here, wise-cracking to you guys, instead of out there, wise-cracking to the cops.