Turn tv on and find the Lions game and the Rose parade as well as Macy's.
Toss the bird in.
Kiss my honey and say googly love stuff.
Call family, wish'm well and all that googly stuff.
Get sorta pissed at the Lions for losing, but shrug it off cuz it's the 'norm' on T-Day.
Think about why someone would want to shove a duck in a turkey and cook it.
Wander outside to get fresh air.
Look for reality shows to watch in the evening.