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Thread: Nooooo! Melissa Joan Hart's getting married!

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    All I can say is, I'm devastated.

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    John, you know that lovely lady who's always in your house?
    That's Mrs John.
    You've been off the market years even if Melissa hasn't
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    What he meant was, "I knew she was the one the week I bought that Maxim magazine..." kinda like I did with John Travolta when I bought that Tiger Beat in 1978, only not.

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    It was Adam Ant for me.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I know, fluff, I'm off the market, but MJH has been my "fantasy babe" for a long time. And with Jennifer Garner married...

    Bridget Fonda's not married, right? Okay, I can deal with it.

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    She can still be your fantasy John.
    Just think, it would be even more clandestine with her married
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Yeah, but now that she's marrying a musician, I've lost all respect for her as a person.

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    Originally posted by John
    Yeah, but now that she's marrying a musician, I've lost all respect for her as a person.
    Of course, you've suddenly developed an uncontrollable urge to take up the guitar, eh John?

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    That's right, come see my new band, "Untalented Fools", at the county fair in your neck of the woods!

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