I'm disturbed by all these news reports that the nation's children are basically turning into obese little chimps. Why, back in myyyy day, we didn't have all these fancy vending machine treats on campus like they do nowadays! We had to wait until we got home for our Rice Krispies treats! They were a few Rice Krispies sprinkled on a stick of butter, and we liked it! Hell, we loved it! And we didn't have fancy PlayStation2 video games, what with their Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! We had Nintendo! And that was a blip shooting a little blip at other blips, and we loved it!Originally Posted by Dinahann
"Knock knock!"Originally Posted by dagwood
"John us this Sunday for fellowship and a closer relationship with God!"
Now, excuse me while I wait for the hole to open up beneath me and swallow me whole. Yup, any minute now, really...
(Oh, and just for your information, my feeling on Milk Duds comes from The Simpsons: "Sweet on the outside, poison on the inside." - Bart, talking about his new girlfriend, the minister's daughter.)