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    Archie ComicFan : Thanks for the story. I'm so glad Lewis The Cat is going to be okay in his private sanctuary.
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    This is quite funny.

    Kitty In Heaven
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    One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets
    the Lord Himself.

    The Lord says to the cat, You have lived a good life, and if there is
    any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me
    know.

    The cat thinks for a moment and says, Lord, all my life I have lived
    with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor.

    The Lord stops the cat and says, Say no more, and a wonderful fluffy
    pillow appears.

    A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and
    all of them go to heaven. Again, the Lord is there to greet them with
    the same offer.

    The mice answer, all our lives we have been chased. We have had to run
    from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running;
    we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so that
    we don't have to run anymore.?

    The Lord says, say no more and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller
    skates.

    About a week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him
    snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gentley wakes him up and asks him, How
    are things since you got here?

    The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, It is wonderfull here. Better
    than I expected. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending are the
    best.
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    That's fantastic!!!

    Buffy: What is this?
    Willow: A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too. ("Gingerbread")

    Xander: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey! ("Buffy vs. Dracula")

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    The latest on Lewis the cat is he has to stay indoors at all times, no exceptions and she can't even say he "accidentally" got out. And the owner has two years probation. Sheesh, there are drug dealers who don't get that much time. Okay maybe I'm exaggerating but I think 2 years is a little steep in this case. He must have been a real terror

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    Now C'mon does he really think I can't see him?
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    Whoa! Is that a sheep?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantenna View Post
    Whoa! Is that a sheep?
    YIKES!

    Just Joey being Joey!
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    That's alot of belly fur gabriel! We had a cat once who I swear thought he thought he could render himself invisible. He would lay on our spare bed but his whole demeanor was that he was hidden under some sort of an invisibility cloak and that we couldn't see him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchieComic Fan View Post
    That's alot of belly fur gabriel! We had a cat once who I swear thought he thought he could render himself invisible. He would lay on our spare bed but his whole demeanor was that he was hidden under some sort of an invisibility cloak and that we couldn't see him.
    Kitty kat "cloaking" Ala Star Trek. Then you stand and look at them and they give this look like "I'm invisible"
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    gabriel, I just love that picture of Joey. It made me giggle and want to give him a belly rub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabriel View Post
    Now C'mon does he really think I can't see him?
    He can't see you (his face is hidden), so of course you can't see him! Aw, he's a cutie.
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