Archie ComicFan : Thanks for the story. I'm so glad Lewis The Cat is going to be okay in his private sanctuary.
This is quite funny.
Kitty In Heaven
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets
the Lord Himself.
The Lord says to the cat, You have lived a good life, and if there is
any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me
The cat thinks for a moment and says, Lord, all my life I have lived
with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor.
The Lord stops the cat and says, Say no more, and a wonderful fluffy
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and
all of them go to heaven. Again, the Lord is there to greet them with
the same offer.
The mice answer, all our lives we have been chased. We have had to run
from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running;
we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so that
we don't have to run anymore.?
The Lord says, say no more and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller
About a week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him
snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gentley wakes him up and asks him, How
are things since you got here?
The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, It is wonderfull here. Better
than I expected. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending are the