Boy, you sure did give me a great vision of this whole episode!! It's like Cujo, the movie!!!Originally Posted by giz
Kizzy..who resembles Finley.. all black..is our serial killer.Originally Posted by Rattus
ANYTHING that moves. Dies. One year she cleaned out the whole neighborhood of bats. Naturally, since she's so proud and needs to show her love.. she brought them all home, alive! That went on for about a year. Just imagine the excitement in the house.. me running around, trying to corner the circling bats, as she's running, flipping and jumping all over everything trying to catch it again! It's a circus.
We call our front yard, The Killing Fields. It's SO embarrassing when the neighbors come over to visit and almost every time, they point out another half eaten mole, or bird. Oh, and always, "awwww...that's so sad." or, "eeeewwwww!!!!!!"
Her dismemberment happens (usually) in the bathroom cuz it's where her inside/outside window is. What perplexes me though.. she eats everysinglething of the animal, except for the liver. I think it's the liver. How in the hell does she know exactly what NOT to eat?! For a while there, and this is no joke (& very sad to see), what would be left is the mouse's head, it's four feet and the liver.
Needless to say, we've STOPPED kissing her on the lips.
OK. I hafta stop. Typing this out is making me gag.
Oh, except.. Thanks for the tong idea rattus! I'll definately invest in one.