What were some of your absent minded moments, you know the ones where you mentally slapped your forehead after they happened? I'm sure we have all had them.
1) I went to the store to buy some groceries. After coming home I realized that the polo shirt I was wearing was backwards. The seams and label were clearly facing out. I can't begin to imagine what the person behind me in line must have been thinking.
2) I was looking for my keys before going out. I searched high and low and couldn't find them. I opened the front door and sure enough, they were hanging from the lock. They were out there overnight.