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    your ad here jodaar's Avatar
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    OK, I am here too much. Last night, I had a dream that a FORT member came over to my house wearing high heeled boots & a hockey mask.

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    Wayner needs to stop doing that.

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    Ducky! He can't stop. That's how he intimidates our opposition on the basketball court.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Hmmmm, I was thinking Jodaar was dreaming about Ducky rather than Wayner? But I might be wrong....

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    Modesty. Ducky was my first vote too. Deflection anyone?
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Paulie, you will pay for your insolence!

    I can't make Ducky pay though. At least not until she gives me my boots back.

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    But I like these boots. Hmph. They're a few sizes too big, though.

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    I AM HERE WAY TOO MUCH.

    Today, I was eating at a steakhouse in Jersey- and Paulie's wife was a waitress there. I swear it! Ok, maybe it was not really his wife, but the woman looked JUST LIKE HER, I'm talking spitting image. It took me the longest time to figure out who she looked like, though. Paulie, are you absolutely sure your wife does not have a secret life waitressing in Jersey?!?

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    I think I want to start having Jodaar's dreams...

    Last night I had a dream that Gilbert Godfried ran accross a green and stole my golf ball... that can't be good right?
    "George Oscar Bluth II, aka GOB, featured magician in the best selling videotape, "Girls With Low Self Esteem" invites you to enter his world.
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    again,, I am raising old threads because they are sooooo good!

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