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    Anna Nicole - Worst Dressed 2002

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    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Now we know why she made her living as a stripper -- her clothes are just too ugly to wear.

    Hollywood's fast-talking fashion designer Mr. Blackwell named former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith (news - web sites) on Tuesday as the worst dressed woman of 2002. But she was not alone.


    She was followed closely on the annual list that has become a Hollywood favorite by a bevy of pop singers including Christina Aguilera (news) and Shakira, actresses Meg Ryan (news) and Cameron Diaz (news), Britain's Princess Anne and Kelly Osbourne (news), the daughter of British rocker Ozzy Osbourne.


    Mr. Blackwell, a one-time designer for Jayne Mansfield, Jane Russell (news) and Dorothy Lamour, said Smith topped his 43rd annual list because "Anna's fashion follies are the worst of the year ... don't bother with a new designer Anna, just hire a structural engineer!"


    Smith, a Texas native who worked as a stripper when she met her late millionaire octogenarian husband, has been starring in her own TV reality series that has been savaged by the critics for its inane content, poor fashion sense and embarrassing portrayal of its bumbling, overweight heroine.


    Smith joins a select list of fashion failures that in past years has included Judy Garland, Cher and Barbra Streisand (news), whom Mr. Blackwell compared to Ringo Starr (news) in drag.


    SCARY BABY DOLL


    In second place on the latest Blackwell list was another star of a reality series, Kelly Osbourne. Mr. Blackwell described her as "A fright-wigged Baby Doll, stuck in a goth prom gown. Now we know what happened to Ozzy's hand-me-downs!"


    Named third was pop singer Shakira, whom Mr. Blackwell described as "overwrought and underdressed."


    Film star Cameron Diaz nabbed fourth place with Mr. Blackwell opining that she "looks like she was dressed by a color-blind circus clown." Britain's Princess Anne wound up in fifth place because: "Her Royal Dowager Drag is dreary, drab and dour." Her mother, Queen Elizabeth, and her aunt, Princess Margaret, have previously appeared on the list -- talk about "All in the Family."


    In sixth place was "Interview with A Vampire" author Anne Rice whom Mr. Blackwell said "looks like a cross between Queen Victoria and the Vampire Lestat." He was not much nicer to designer Donatella Versace whom he said "resembles a flash-fried Venus, stuck in a Miami Strip Mall."


    Actress Meg Ryan was eighth because Mr. Blackwell deemed her "a total fashion wreck" who "looks like a Swap-Meet Fashion Queen in Beverly Hills."


    A pair of pop stars, Christina Aguilera and Pink, finished ninth and 10th respectively, Aguilera because "her barely-there bimbo bombs wouldn't cover a gnat" and Pink because "out of the blue, pops Pink, and I'm seeing red."


    Summing it all up Mr. Blackwell said 2002 represented "not a pretty picture ... fashion flip-flopped all over the place."


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    I think I posted the same article in the Other Non-Reality Shows forum, but I can't remember exactly where I posted it now.

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    I could not agree with Mr. Blackwell more! And Meg Ryan should get extra points off for that awful hair (same for Shakira -- BUY A BRUSH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!)

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    Originally posted by John
    I think I posted the same article in the Other Non-Reality Shows forum, but I can't remember exactly where I posted it now.
    I couldn't find the article posted elsewhere John, if you do remember where it is feel free to delete this one or maybe merge the threads and then delete my duplicate post

    I have to say I agree with the guy on some level, but having seen him on tv really can't stand him.

    I can't stand Meg Ryan so I'm glad to see her in the top ten.
    I don't find her attractive at all and her hair has never, ever looked good imo.

    Shakira does need to brush her hair, but she is such a sexy little mover I can forgive her a tousled do.

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    eden!

    i think it is fairly clear that anna nicole is the worst dressed person on the planet.

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    Cameron Diaz does wear some fairly horrendous outfits come to think of it and her hair nearly always looks like it could do with some attention.

    I guess the "dragged through a hedge backwards" look is in
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    no, that look is definitely not "in."

    it's just that underneath it all, cameron is attractive. anna nicole is just baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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    I meant just for the hair.
    How many females do we see with appalling, "get a brush you freakin' moron" hairdos?

    The only thing I like about Avril Lavigne is that she has nice hair.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I don't even like that about Avril Lavigne. Pull it out of your face, girl!!

    Shakira can either look really pretty or not at all. She usually is wearing something horribly ugly though.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Avril has the same thing Jennifer Anniston has, hair constantly in her face.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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