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    Style Invitational anyone?

    The Washington Post has a weekly contest called "The Style Invitational" (in the style section )

    This week they ran the entrees to a contest from a couple weeks ago and I found some of them hilarious, then thought FORT folks were bound to be able to come up with more.

    The contest asked that you come up with tasteless but funny obituary headlines for celebrities, currently living or dead....

    Here are some of the winners to get you going:

    Kevin Bacon Mourned by Widow's Brothers Co-worker's Neighbor's friend's son (Brendan O'Byrne)

    Martha Stewart Pushes Up Tasteful Arrangements of Daisies (Jon Devine)

    POW! BANG! ZAP! THUD. Adam West Dies (Jennifer Hart)
    So fellow Forters.....
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    OMG, those are hilarious.

    I particularly love the Adam West one.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Lassie dies, dog-gone-it!
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    OMG Ili
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    I knew I could count on Ili!

    come on you funny people ....

    2 for Yogi Berra from the Post:

    Yogi Berra Wakes Up Dead (Phil Frankenfeld)

    Yogi Berra: It's Over (Andrew Green, Roger Berg)
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Former Governor Jesse Ventura finally expired, long after his 15 minutes.

    sorry, feeling snarky today as he's finally former Governor and his sucessor is getting sworn in at noon today.
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