Style Invitational anyone?
The Washington Post has a weekly contest called "The Style Invitational" (in the style section ;))
This week they ran the entrees to a contest from a couple weeks ago and I found some of them hilarious, then thought FORT folks were bound to be able to come up with more.
The contest asked that you come up with tasteless but funny obituary headlines for celebrities, currently living or dead....
Here are some of the winners to get you going:
So fellow Forters.....
Kevin Bacon Mourned by Widow's Brothers Co-worker's Neighbor's friend's son (Brendan O'Byrne)
Martha Stewart Pushes Up Tasteful Arrangements of Daisies (Jon Devine)
POW! BANG! ZAP! THUD. Adam West Dies (Jennifer Hart)