LT (everyone needs cool initials around here, ya know), here's a tip for you: men are pigs. Oh wait, make that: men are untrainable pigs.
We're only thinking as far as the remote control on the TV, I'm sorry to tell you. Beyond that, we're damn near useless!
My wife's pet peeve is when I shave - I'm super-careful to clean up all my little stubble all over, but apparently when I dump it into the trash, which is next to our large tub, I might every so often have a hair jump out of my hand and land on the edge of tub. My gosh! You'd think I spray-painted graffiti on the walls or something.