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    Resident Single Gal erin_dye's Avatar
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    Snoozing at my desk again.
    Quote Originally Posted by AIWANNABE
    Even if you want to go to another website, your fingers magically type F-A-N-S-O-F.......
    Forget that, I just have it on my favorites!

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    Just Forting Around roseskid's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pansygirl
    when you check the Fort before you check your email..........

    when my husband taught me how to use the internet years ago I never would have believed it would come to this........
    Your post could so easily have been sent by me.
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    Come Along, Pond phat32's Avatar
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    Hi, Olivia!
    [Time for something that Stargazer and I both seem to do--the thread bump. And, Stargazer, if you and I keep digging up old threads, we're bound to tear apart the fabric of space-time. Then what are you going to do?? ]

    14. Since the last time you emailed your mother, your post count has increased by 216.

    13. You remove the Celine Dion CD you were listening to and replace it with Usher before posting to "What are you listening to RIGHT NOW?"

    12. You're laughing (but nodding) at #13.

    11. After the accident, when the paramedics ask if anyone needs to be contacted, you answer "Paulie."

    10. You've wondered how at least two other members would look like without their clothes on.

    9. Shipwrecked on an island, your first thought is how this will affect your post count. Then you realize you can give a definitive answer to "What five things would you bring..." and it brightens your day.

    8. You lost your job from spending so much time on the FoRT, and you didn’t even know it until your boss posted a message to “General Discussion.”

    7. You're engaged to marry another member of the FoRT you've never met (and never even spoken to by phone).

    6. You've been spending a lot of time devising a way to casually slip in a new phrase you made up: "It's FoRT-o-rific!" and get other people to start using it.

    5. You just completed the first part of that plan.

    4. After you reach a post count of 1,000 you shut down your computer with a smile and make love with your significant other to celebrate.

    3. Afterward, you slip out of bed/off the couch/from the backseat and go right back to work on reaching 1,500. (Those posts aren't going to write themselves, you know.)

    2. Something shocking happens on a show you're watching; immediately, you wonder what WYbadboy is thinking.

    And the number one sign of how you know you’re addicted to the FoRT:

    1. You already know what WYbadboy is thinking.

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    That's all folks! Unklescott's Avatar
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    phat, whatever you're on...I want some!

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    Retired! hepcat's Avatar
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    in a good place
    Just LMAO !
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    Oh my god, phat32. You had me LMAO.
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    in the kitchen, darling!
    Brilliant, Phat32
    " I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."

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    Wonky snarkmistress Lucy's Avatar
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    Phat, you forgot number 15 -- you spend time making up hilarious lists that have us all putting the smilie and the LMAO acronym into overdrive.
    That cracked me up, and I'm LMAO.
    It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins

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    Premium Member speedbump's Avatar
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    Phat, that was fantastic.

    #13 & 12 were hilarious!!!!
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    Very well done Phat! #13 is sooooo me, but not Celine Dion.

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