When you start having muscle spasms and cold sweats because your dad won't let you online... THE HORRORS! I hope I never have to go through that again!
When you, upon seeing a screen name on your email homepage, wonder "but where's the avatar?"
When you try logging onto your email with your FoRT username and password-- "Invalid username/password. Please check and try again."
When you're looking at the TV and you see the name JOHN on the subtitles, and you wonder "Where did his nifty red/bold/italicised font go to?"
And my worst moment yet... My school's colors are green and white. We were all at a soccer game, and I saw the green and white Jerseys, and thought to myself, "What's (insert school's name here)? Shouldn't that say 'Fans of Reality TV?'"