I read my hometown newspaper, the Billings Gazette, online every day. They had some "Laugh Lines" today (must've been a slow news day) and I laughed out loud at some of them, especially the first so thought I would post.
Here are some suggestions on maintaining a healthy level of insanity.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. When your fellow employees have gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso without warning anyone.
Specify that your drive-through order is "To Stay."