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    Quote Originally Posted by queenb
    Any repeated and unusual noises coming from the engine compartment of any vehicle I'm driving or riding in.
    Especially an airplane!

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    1) When at Wal Mart, the sound of an obnoxious mother wearing spandex telling her kid, "Boy, your pa is gonna give you a good whippin when we get home" at the top of her lungs.

    2) a woman passing gas

    3) the sound of styrofoam rubbing together


    p.s. I happen to love my alarm clock. It means I get to hit snooze 30 times before it's time to get up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedbump
    2) a woman passing gas
    What are you talking about? Women don't pass gas.
    "Among the blind, the squinter rules." ~ Gerard Didier Erasmus

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    1) My alarm clock--but only when it goes off in my room after I've snoozed it but forgot to turn it off and I am already out of bed and in the bathroom performing my morning ablutions and I have to hear it through the wall going "EEE-eee-eee-eee..." Then I have to run out half naked to turn it off as fast as I can--I want to kill it!!!!! Aaaargh!

    2) Scraping noises

    3) Music Box music/Children singing nursery rhymes slowly--because I've watched too many horror movies where these things are a sign of EVIL to come!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    What are you talking about? Women don't pass gas.
    Not you, Jewelsy, because you're perfect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    Not you, Jewelsy, because you're perfect.
    Oh, far from it. I just want to hear Speedy's explanation.
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    ssshh, don't tell him, Jewls - he probably already knows we don't sweat, either

    1. that gross, hacking-up phlegm noise that some people make when they brush their teeth in the morning

    2. two words: Smoke. Detectors.

    3. whiny kids. especially mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by averagejane
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    1. that gross, hacking-up phlegm noise that some people make when they brush their teeth in the morning
    Don't most men make that noise in the shower every morning?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewelsy
    Oh, far from it. I just want to hear Speedy's explanation.

    It just wierds me out to hear a girl fart, that's all. I once witnessed a girl light her fart at a party and she instantly became ugly. Ewww...nasty!

    *slips out the door before the women start chasing me with knives*
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedbump
    It just wierds me out to hear a girl fart, that's all. I once witnessed a girl light her fart at a party and she instantly became ugly. Ewww...nasty!

    *slips out the door before the women start chasing me with knives*
    Get back here, Speedy.

    So, if you're in a relationship with a girl, do you not fart in front of her?
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