Five things only the CIA knows about you

[AIWANNABE]

Forgot to add to mine:

6. I have never broken a bone, had stiches, fractured anything, sprained anything........ah you get the point

[chompstick]

I'm a walking calamity waiting to happen. In all separate incidents, I've...

- broken both wrists
- broken my collar bone,
- broken my ribs on multiple occasions
- knocked my teeth out in a car accident (yes, I have teeth now )
- blew out my knee snow skiing
- years later blew it out again water skiing
- had 3 knee surgeries, the last a very complicated complete reconstruction
(KaiCee my knee is like your head...filled with hardware)
- have had at least 10 emergency room visits unrelated to any of the above
- got gravel imbedded in my forehead when I was a kid
- more surgery
- broke my pelvis during pregnancy
- fall down the stairs frequently
- had nearly fatal car accidents twice
- ruptured my ear drum on a water slide
- required a lot of stitches in my back when I rolled off my bed onto the pointy roof of a dollhouse

I could go on but I'm exhausted. My husband calls me Lemon.

[AmandaFabulous]

I'm a walking calamity waiting to happen. In all separate incidents, I've...

- broken both wrists
- broken my collar bone,
- broken my ribs on multiple occasions
- knocked my teeth out in a car accident (yes, I have teeth now )
- blew out my knee snow skiing
- years later blew it out again water skiing
- had 3 knee surgeries, the last a very complicated complete reconstruction
(KaiCee my knee is like your head...filled with hardware)
- have had at least 10 emergency room visits unrelated to any of the above
- got gravel imbedded in my forehead when I was a kid
- more surgery
- broke my pelvis during pregnancy
- fall down the stairs frequently
- had nearly fatal car accidents twice
- ruptured my ear drum on a water slide
- required a lot of stitches in my back when I rolled off my bed onto the pointy roof of a dollhouse

I could go on but I'm exhausted. My husband calls me Lemon.

I am so not surprised. Maybe it was all the pot.

[Terena79]

Whoa, chompstick! Be careful! We don't wanna lose you. With all those things happening to you, did you ever consider that maybe you're invincible? At least you have a good sense of humor about your bad luck. I'm sure it helps some.

I always say I don't know what true pain is because I've never broken any bones or been in any accidents or had any illnesses. You must be a master at dealing with pain.

[Citizen Kaos]

Just a few things nobody here knows about me...

1) I have a tank top with a picture of a kitty and underneath it says "I've got a killer pussy" I love it! It makes me laugh all the time.
2) I shocked my family when I rebelled against an arranged marriage and married a non-Muslim and Latin at that!
3) I hate doing dishes!
4) My brother-in-law is dating a woman that I can't stand! :rolleyes
5) I am studying forensic psychology. My hubby doesn't get it, he thinks I just like the way "forensic psychology" sounds. :rolleyes

[dfleming2]

Yes! I also must eat my food one at a time... Mom always asked me if I'd like some corn, and I would say... not yet thanks

[brusch]

Citizen Kaos, I almost fell out of my chair when I read about your shirt.

[hepcat]

Good lord, Chomp! How did you break your pelvis during pregnancy? (Or do you need to pm that answer?) If not related to the pregnancy, what horrible timing.

Take care of yourself for your little one. No more extreme sports for you. :nono Apparently, no more stairs either. :nono

We have strong bones in my family. Not only have I never broken a bone, none of my three other siblings have either. And between us, we've parachuted, rock climbed, fallen out of trees galore, munched it skiing, had car accidents, been hit by a surfboard and that's just naming a few. My personal best was tripping at the top of a large rocky slope at Big Basin and rolling probably 50 feet. I was black and blue everywhere but didn't break a bone.

[AmandaFabulous]

chompie - if it makes you feel better -

I broke my collarbone one time when I turned over in a golf cart I was driving.

I broke my ankle playing softball.

I broke my wrist while rollerblading.

I fell in the shower once and hit my head on the tile wall. It was slick from the baby oil I had used when shaving the day before. Boy, did I learn THAT lesson! I had a knot the size of a golfball on the side of my head for a week.

I run into stuff all the time. Really, walls in my own house, my desk at work, everyday stuff that I should know the locations of by now. Needless to say, I almost always have a bruise somewhere on my body at all times. :rolleyes

Oh this is a good one, I accidentally stabbed myself in the wrist with a pencil one time and had to have stitches, a tiny gray scar marks where the lead used to be.

Now - to the accidental pain I have inflicted on others.

I knocked my boyfriend upside the head with a golf club once when we were playing golf.

I hit one of my childhood friends square in the nose with a baseball bat while playing a game of backyard baseball...hey he was the hindcatcher, I'm not looking at him.

I rebroke my brothers leg once while we were wrestling. He had a fracture in that leg and had just gotten a body cast removed from the other leg - this because he was hit by a car (see? it runs in the family). I kicked him just the right way...... No, seriously, I felt really bad about it....and my mom was SO mad at me!

Oh, and I single handedly gave one of the nuns a headache on my first day of kindergarten...she told me so right outloud in front of the whole class. I've never forgotten that. I'm actually kinda proud of it.

[AIWANNABE]

I knocked my boyfriend upside the head with a golf club once when we were playing golf.

That was my personal favorite