1. I missed just one stupid question on the Math part of my SAT.
2. I didn't get my driver's license until I was 19.
3. I made my 12th grade English teacher break down and cry in class.
4. My brother spent a few minutes in jail at the age of 5 or so because I told him to shoplift some candy, which he did.
5. I broke a ton of windows as a kid because I couldn't figure out that you're not supposed to throw rocks.