Thinking like a Child

[speedbump]

I used to think that nun's didn't pee,fart or ever see themselves naked.

I still do.

[masashi]

My parents use to tell me (because I use to watch WAYYYYY too much TV, but then still do) my parents use to tell me that if I watched TV too long, my eyes would turn into squares, and I serisouyl believed that, and after 2 hours of TV watching, I'd forcefully stop myself I could kick myself for believing that.

[echo1960]

My parents used to tell me not to cross my eyes because if someone bumped my head,my eyes would stay that way.

[echo1960]

I also used to believe that there is one hair on your head that if you pull it out,all your hair will fall out.
Boy,childhood sure was fun.

[Marley]

Oh, yeah...I used to think that helicoptors could see through the roof of my house.

[Duxxy]

I thought that a 'half-assed job' was a 'half asked job' ... because you only did half the job you were asked to do

[dagwood]

I was postive that if you pressed the gas pedal and the car wasn't running it would blow up.

[G.G.]

We had a water tower in our town. For a long time, I thought that's where the pee went when you flushed the toilet. Then I thought it was full of milk.

My parents laughed pretty hard when I mentioned the milk thing and made sure to tell me it was a water tower. I never told them the pee theory.

[Lucy]

I remembered one I don't think has been mentioned. When I was little I thought people who spoke other languages must still think in English anyway.

[veejer]

My mom and oldest sister were Canadian and had blue eyes. My dad, other sister and myself were US citizens and had brown eyes. So with that sample of the population I was sure that all Canadians had blue eyes and Americans had brown eyes.