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    What do you REALLY use a Fruit Cake for?

    I never have known ,, as eating it is simply out of the question
    So what are some other uses...??

    A door stop??

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    Filling in potholes along the highway

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    Going around the house and driving in nails that have popped out.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Beating off attackers.

    (you start the best threads firegirl )
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Originally posted by fluff
    Beating off attackers.
    Oh, my! Mental note: attack Fluff.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Fruitcake is just to look at & say "eeeeeuuuuuuuugggghhhh!"

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    Originally posted by Paulie
    Oh, my! Mental note: attack Fluff.
    OMG... Paulie is on a roll today!

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    I am now picturing fluff (who looks like ethan of course) attacking people with a fruit cake!
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    omg Paulie, I didn't even realised what I'd put until I read your post

    Reminds me of when footballer Paul Gascoigne was transferred from Spurs to Lazio.
    He was just coming back from an injury and the manager told him he would play the first half then thery'd pull him off at half time.
    He replied "great, all I got at Spurs was an orange".
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    OK, now, do not run for the straigh jackets. There are two fruitcakes in Texas I actually like. Neither has much of that crappy permapreserved fruit in it. Both have pecans and one has tons of chocalte chips and is shaped like Texas with pecans all over the top and a cherry sitting right on top of Dallas. It is from the YA-HOO! Baking Company(My brother used to work there). The other one my aunt makes and mmmmmmmmm. Every other fruit cake can be used to prop open the barn door, as a spare tire, or to conk intruders over the head when they try to steal your Christmas presents.

    YA-HOO! Baking Co.


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