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    Maybe the airports should start checking for Fruit Cakes....

    I am thinking I could re-gift it to my ex..lol... ha ha

    Um lets see to hold the stockings down on the mantle..

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    Kill of birds you don't want around..

    wrap a snow ball around it and thow it at someone you don't like.. he he

    Make a lovely center piece,, just drill holes in it and place some candles...

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    Fruitcakes, yeah, don't use them for anything. Just toss it the minute whoever gave it to me leaves.

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    I simply use them as a reference: Jan as nutty as a fruitcake.

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    Originally posted by Wayner
    I simply use them as a reference: Jan as nutty as a fruitcake.
    That just cracked me up
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    Sadly I'm the only person in my family that doesn't eat fruitcake. We sit around the desserts on Christmas day and everyone is narfing it down and trying to get me to eat some....oh heck no thanks!! The evil Panetone (sp??) bread is just as bad BLECH!!

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    You can save them up and build a deck .....

    Except for my sister in laws - hers is made with the fresh fruit and soaked in Jack Daniels.

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    I actually have 2 very good friends that love fruitcake (well, only one kind in particular -- this place called Grandma's fruitcake that comes from this tiny town in Nebraska).

    Anyway, if I get a fruitcake, I give it to them as a gift
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    build a deck,, good one.. never thought of that,,

    Do you think that Cinder blocks were modeled after fruit cakes?
    Or maybe they are old fruitcakes..hmmmmm

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    Oh oo those blocks behind airplanes so they don't roll away!!

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    FG!

    The Postal service probably loves sending fruit cakes- they're the only gift they never manage to break.

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