Things you will not see on a greeting card
I got that in an email once.. but I thought we could make up our own too!
My fav was/is
Remember our wedding day, when you promised you would die for me?
Well, now that we are divorced I would like you to keep that promise!
Love your sigline, by the way!
More greeting cards:
-Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.
-Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad your wife is a dog.
-I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind.
-Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What was I thinking?
-As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.
-Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.
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