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    Things you will not see on a greeting card

    I got that in an email once.. but I thought we could make up our own too!

    My fav was/is

    Remember our wedding day, when you promised you would die for me?
    Well, now that we are divorced I would like you to keep that promise!

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    Love your sigline, by the way!

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    FORT Fogey
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    More greeting cards:

    -Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.
    -Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad your wife is a dog.
    -I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind.
    -Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What was I thinking?
    -As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.
    -Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.

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