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    The Oasis - A spot for FORT parents

    Welcome to The Oasis, fellow FORT moms!

    (Cue hula music with seagull and ocean sounds in background)



    Here you will find support and friendship in the challenges of being a mom today. No matter if your kids are grown or small and you either stay at home or work, everyone is welcome!

    Stop in for a short rest, tissues and drinks will be on-hand for those last-minute meltdowns. And in dire emergencies, a nicely tanned cabana boy will give you a total body massage--on the house!
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    If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None~~ Gilda

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    Quote Originally Posted by realitycrazmom
    Stop in for a short rest, tissues and drinks will be on-hand for those last-minute meltdowns. And in dire emergencies, a nicely tanned cabana boy will give you a total body massage--on the house!
    mmmm a cabana boy? I'll be right over. Which way do I turn out of my driveway?
    I could go east, I could go west, it was all up to me to decide. Just then I saw a young hawk flyin' and my soul began to rise. ~Bob Seger

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    I regret to inform you that the regular cabana boy is unavailable.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    *** RCM slips Paulie a plate of chocolate-chip cookies hot out of the oven with a C-note taped to the Quick Cover***
    Last edited by realitycrazmom; 02-12-2004 at 05:51 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nlmcp
    mmmm a cabana boy? I'll be right over. Which way do I turn out of my driveway?
    Umm....South?
    If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None~~ Gilda

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    Paulie.

    Great idea RCM! I'll be back in here later to get my massage. I have a son and a daughter and I've definitely had "one of those days" today with my son. Can somebody just send me a until my scheduled appointment with the cabana boy?

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    I'm not a mom. But can I please have that cabana boy so I can practise becoming one???

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    going out to ineedalife. She was practicing with the lightsaber all night and didn't need it after all.
    If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None~~ Gilda

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    I'm liking where this is going. Some days it really pays to not be the regular cabana boy. Most days, actually.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulie
    I regret to inform you that the regular cabana boy is unavailable.
    I'd take Paulie over the cabana boy any day of the week.
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