The Oasis - A spot for FORT parents

realitycrazmom · 02-12-2004, 05:10 PM

Welcome to The Oasis, fellow FORT moms!

(Cue hula music with seagull and ocean sounds in background)

Here you will find support and friendship in the challenges of being a mom today. No matter if your kids are grown or small and you either stay at home or work, everyone is welcome!

Stop in for a short rest, tissues and drinks will be on-hand for those last-minute meltdowns. And in dire emergencies, a nicely tanned cabana boy will give you a total body massage--on the house!

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nlmcp · 02-12-2004, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by realitycrazmom

Stop in for a short rest, tissues and drinks will be on-hand for those last-minute meltdowns. And in dire emergencies, a nicely tanned cabana boy will give you a total body massage--on the house!

mmmm a cabana boy? I'll be right over. Which way do I turn out of my driveway?

Paulie · 02-12-2004, 05:33 PM

I regret to inform you that the regular cabana boy is unavailable.

realitycrazmom · 02-12-2004, 05:37 PM

*** RCM slips Paulie a plate of chocolate-chip cookies hot out of the oven with a C-note taped to the Quick Cover***

realitycrazmom · 02-12-2004, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nlmcp

mmmm a cabana boy? I'll be right over. Which way do I turn out of my driveway?

Umm....South?

Igotalife · 02-12-2004, 05:39 PM

Paulie.

Great idea RCM! I'll be back in here later to get my massage. I have a son and a daughter and I've definitely had "one of those days" today with my son. Can somebody just send me a

until my scheduled appointment with the cabana boy?

astrogirl_2100 · 02-12-2004, 05:42 PM

I'm not a mom. But can I please have that cabana boy so I can practise becoming one???

realitycrazmom · 02-12-2004, 05:45 PM

going out to ineedalife. She was practicing with the lightsaber all night and didn't need it after all.

Paulie · 02-12-2004, 05:45 PM

I'm liking where this is going. Some days it really pays to not be the regular cabana boy. Most days, actually.

**hepcat** · 02-12-2004, 05:59 PM

Great idea, realitycrazymom!

I don't know about you but I've got heart stickers all over and we're under the wire to get all the Valentines done in time for 4:00 playgroup.

But I had to sign in with an

to the Oasis. I'd love a strawberry margarita about now.

02-12-2004, 05:10 PM	#1
realitycrazmom DOMESTIC GODDESS Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cleaning toilets in these gloves... Posts: 484	The Oasis - A spot for FORT parents Welcome to The Oasis, fellow FORT moms! (Cue hula music with seagull and ocean sounds in background) Here you will find support and friendship in the challenges of being a mom today. No matter if your kids are grown or small and you either stay at home or work, everyone is welcome! Stop in for a short rest, tissues and drinks will be on-hand for those last-minute meltdowns. And in dire emergencies, a nicely tanned cabana boy will give you a total body massage--on the house! Attached Thumbnails __________________ If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None~~ Gilda

02-12-2004, 05:33 PM	#3
Paulie Sexy evil genius Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not the regular cabana boy Age: 38 Posts: 11,787	I regret to inform you that the regular cabana boy is unavailable. __________________ When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

02-12-2004, 05:37 PM	#4
realitycrazmom DOMESTIC GODDESS Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cleaning toilets in these gloves... Posts: 484	* RCM slips Paulie a plate of chocolate-chip cookies hot out of the oven with a C-note taped to the Quick Cover* __________________ If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None~~ Gilda Last edited by realitycrazmom; 02-12-2004 at 05:51 PM.

02-12-2004, 05:45 PM	#8
realitycrazmom DOMESTIC GODDESS Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cleaning toilets in these gloves... Posts: 484	going out to ineedalife. She was practicing with the lightsaber all night and didn't need it after all. __________________ If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None~~ Gilda

02-12-2004, 05:45 PM	#9
Paulie Sexy evil genius Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not the regular cabana boy Age: 38 Posts: 11,787	I'm liking where this is going. Some days it really pays to not be the regular cabana boy. Most days, actually. __________________ When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

02-12-2004, 05:39 PM	#6
Igotalife MIA, RIP, or Busy... Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,909	Paulie. Great idea RCM! I'll be back in here later to get my massage. I have a son and a daughter and I've definitely had "one of those days" today with my son. Can somebody just send me a until my scheduled appointment with the cabana boy?

02-12-2004, 05:42 PM	#7
astrogirl_2100 FORT scientist Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Nivå, Denmark Age: 34 Posts: 1,237	I'm not a mom. But can I please have that cabana boy so I can practise becoming one???

02-12-2004, 05:59 PM	#10
hepcat Phooey. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: here Posts: 24,434 Blog Entries: 3	Great idea, realitycrazymom! I don't know about you but I've got heart stickers all over and we're under the wire to get all the Valentines done in time for 4:00 playgroup. But I had to sign in with an to the Oasis. I'd love a strawberry margarita about now. __________________ THE SMEAR: Barack Obama got 100% on "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero. THE TRUTH: Barack Obama is a DDR fanatic.