Okay, I have to share this. I was with a playgroup at a puppet show this afternoon. A big crowd of kids were sitting on the floor, and a little boy I didn't know was sitting behind my daughter. He was a cute blond kid, probably 3. You know how squirmy these things get; pretty soon my daughter sat back on his feet, he pushed her back, etc. His mom and I were both whispering at our kids from the sidelines to sit down.
Eventually the boy gave my daughter a real push, and his mom barked out "Bart! Keep your hands to yourself!"
That cracked me up but I didn't want to laugh in front of the mom, so I turned my head and saw all my friends trying hard not to bust up, too. I've never met a Bart anywhere young enough to have a parent who has seen The Simpsons, yet here was this little blond kid with a crew cut.