That would've been funny, Unk, but the cat is already out of the bag. I couldn't help myself. It was funny watching her face turn red and to hear her stammer but her excuse was that I told her not to put down anything personal so she made everything up. We just had another talk about how that 14-year-old girl she's being chummy with might actually be a 50-year-old man who likes little girls. And I told her that lying on message boards can catch up to you. She doesn't have any school friends who post on this message board, but what if she wanted to tell them about some of her artwork that she posted there? Hopefully she realized that she needs to tone down the lying.
And I can't go to a pet store to window shop. I fall in love with the fish, even.