The Oasis - A spot for FORT parents - Page 3

chompstick · 02-12-2004, 07:55 PM

I could really use a jaunt in the oasis right now, but who has time? Been working on the pink construction paper mouse valentines for 2 days now. Tomorrow its the cookies.

ineed..this one's for you...

and don't forget

Veejay, I have one also, a 3yr old boy. If I may ask, do you plan on having more? We're really struggling with this issue right now, and leaning towards just one for very serious reasons. I really need to bond with other moms of one.

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cantgetenough · 02-12-2004, 08:00 PM

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Welcome to The Oasis, fellow FORT moms!

(Cue hula music with seagull and ocean sounds in background)

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=62 51&stc=1

Here you will find support and friendship in the challenges of being a mom today. No matter if your kids are grown or small and you either stay at home or work, everyone is welcome!

Stop in for a short rest, tissues and drinks will be on-hand for those last-minute meltdowns. And in dire emergencies, a nicely tanned cabana boy will give you a total body massage--on the house!

I'm all over the cabana boy....I've always said that ask any woman what she really wants and its a gorgeous naked man cleaning her house!!!!

I'm a single mom of two boys, aged 9 and 7 living in the WAY pacific northwest and also own my own business. I somehow got sucked into the Bachelorette and have really enjoyed posting with others. I'm spending a little TOO much time at the FORT, but have enjoyed the observations with others.

Thanks for inviting me to the Oasis....I'll have a scratch margarita, umbrella and a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic....oh Cabana boy????

Igotalife · 02-12-2004, 08:15 PM

Came to claim my massage now. Thanks for the hug Chomp and RCM! My son got in trouble at school today and I had "the call". Needless to say, I had to be the tough mom after school today! Gestapo lock down! But,when I look at their angelic faces and little freckles and chubby cheeks, secretly I'm thinking "how can I not look like I have "sucker" written on my forehead"?

Can also relate to the valentine thing..."make the Valentine look like a mouth and seal it shut with a heart kiss" is what I told my 3 year old daughter. (I must have this thing about shutting people's mouths.

I have my alarm set for 5AM in the morning to prepare the fruit and veggie tray for school. :

I feel better already at the Oasis.

realitycrazmom · 02-12-2004, 08:22 PM

Aloha cantgetenough! Paulie is around here somewhere. (Probably stuffing his face with cookies.)

realitycrazmom · 02-12-2004, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ineedalife

Came to claim my massage now. Thanks for the hug Chomp and RCM! My son got in trouble at school today and I had "the call". Needless to say, I had to be the tough mom after school today! Gestapo lock down! But,when I look at their angelic faces and little freckles and chubby cheeks, secretly I'm thinking "how can I not look like I have "sucker" written on my forehead"?

I feel better already at the Oasis.

I know what you mean my dear. The last time Little RCM-man got a time-out in preschool I told him that he's going to have to tell his daddy what happened, not me. This was the following dialogue:

RCM-man: I'm not going to tell..him.. ANYTHING!
RCM: Well, daddy is going to ask you how your day at school went and if you were good or naughty. Are you planning on lying to your daddy?
RCM-man: pause....pause.... I'm just not going to take any questions!

Too clever and smart, man!

AJane · 02-12-2004, 09:02 PM

RCM!

That's gonna be one tiiirrreed cabana boy, running back and forth to all us mommas with our cocktails and giving us massages and whatnot

I think Paulie may have to step in and give him some relief.

And I need a long massage...my back is killing me and my ass is freezing from sitting on an ice-cold gym floor while Princess No. 1 was in gymnastics...

chompstick · 02-12-2004, 09:26 PM

RCM, sounds like the lil guy is training to be a lawyer!

realitycrazmom · 02-12-2004, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by chompstick

RCM, sounds like the lil guy is training to be a lawyer!

Or a politician.

Averagejane, what on earth is that in your avatar?

I can't look!

spegs · 02-13-2004, 12:34 AM

Thanks for setting this up RCM! Where do I sign in? Forget that, I'll just move in. I'll take that tropical hut over...there. Cabana boy? *snaps fingers* My bags!

nlmcp · 02-13-2004, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Paulie

I regret to inform you that the regular cabana boy is unavailable.

The irregular cabana boy will do nicely thank you.

(btw Paulie, I haven't told you yet this year that I thought you were hot

forgive me for waiting so long)

(I like coconut oil for my massage please and freshly squeezed pineapple juice)

02-12-2004, 07:55 PM	#21
chompstick Are these spots becoming? Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Woof! Posts: 1,511	I could really use a jaunt in the oasis right now, but who has time? Been working on the pink construction paper mouse valentines for 2 days now. Tomorrow its the cookies. ineed..this one's for you... and don't forget Veejay, I have one also, a 3yr old boy. If I may ask, do you plan on having more? We're really struggling with this issue right now, and leaning towards just one for very serious reasons. I really need to bond with other moms of one. __________________ I support the right to arm bears.

02-12-2004, 08:22 PM	#24
realitycrazmom DOMESTIC GODDESS Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Cleaning toilets in these gloves... Posts: 484	Aloha cantgetenough! Paulie is around here somewhere. (Probably stuffing his face with cookies.) __________________ If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me The Bar None~~ Gilda

02-12-2004, 09:02 PM	#26
AJane Provoked Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The West Posts: 6,465	RCM! That's gonna be one tiiirrreed cabana boy, running back and forth to all us mommas with our cocktails and giving us massages and whatnot I think Paulie may have to step in and give him some relief. And I need a long massage...my back is killing me and my ass is freezing from sitting on an ice-cold gym floor while Princess No. 1 was in gymnastics... __________________ All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve. ~ Thursday Next The truth, like humor, is where you find it. - Henry Rollins

02-12-2004, 09:26 PM	#27
chompstick Are these spots becoming? Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Woof! Posts: 1,511	RCM, sounds like the lil guy is training to be a lawyer! __________________ I support the right to arm bears.

02-13-2004, 12:34 AM	#29
spegs Plotting Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In the land of endless sunshine Age: 34 Posts: 2,226	Thanks for setting this up RCM! Where do I sign in? Forget that, I'll just move in. I'll take that tropical hut over...there. Cabana boy? snaps fingers My bags! __________________ "Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers

02-12-2004, 08:15 PM	#23
Igotalife MIA, RIP, or Busy... Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,909	Came to claim my massage now. Thanks for the hug Chomp and RCM! My son got in trouble at school today and I had "the call". Needless to say, I had to be the tough mom after school today! Gestapo lock down! But,when I look at their angelic faces and little freckles and chubby cheeks, secretly I'm thinking "how can I not look like I have "sucker" written on my forehead"? Can also relate to the valentine thing..."make the Valentine look like a mouth and seal it shut with a heart kiss" is what I told my 3 year old daughter. (I must have this thing about shutting people's mouths. I have my alarm set for 5AM in the morning to prepare the fruit and veggie tray for school. : I feel better already at the Oasis.