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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb

    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
    young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
    about a stupid burned out bulb?

    2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
    wiring that's not up to code.

    3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid
    lamp!

    4. Rottweiler: Make me.

    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
    toys in the dark.

    6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
    the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
    please, please!

    7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've
    led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and
    make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
    advantage of the situation.

    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
    I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but
    I don't see a light bulb?

    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
    the carpet in the dark.

    11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is,
    right there ...

    13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the
    light bulbs in a little circle ..

    15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
    and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails
    will be dry.

    The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs.
    People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be
    before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
    I probably should have put this in the light bulb thread but I didn't.
    He who laughs last thinks slowest

    Maybe we should chug on over to namby pamby land where we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!

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    Too funny Dagwood!
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    That was cute Daggy.

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    My dog would fall under the #9 category, she's so hairy
    " I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."

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    I have a lab, that answer sounds about right.
    I could go east, I could go west, it was all up to me to decide. Just then I saw a young hawk flyin' and my soul began to rise. ~Bob Seger

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    My favorite: Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
    I support the right to arm bears.

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    good one, dagwood!

    I like the lab and german shepherd ones
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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