My best friend, Ali, lives in a 3 bedroom apartment and recently advertized for another roommate. The other roommate that lives there, Steve, has shared it with Ali for 6 months.
Stat: *Ali is gay and in a serious relationship.
*Steve is straight...and horny...and in NO relationship that
doesn't last any longer than his hang-overs.
*May, was straight, hot, but in a relationship.She left for N.Y.
So, the process of interviewing roommates began and the stories of the people we met will be told for years, making for great bar talk! We finally settled on a female, Sandi, who the minute she walked into the apartment, Steve went schwiiiiing and didn't stop drooling. She's blond, svelt, and an arobics instructor at a local gym. Status: Single.
No sooner had the door shut on her tight buns, than Steve said, "She's HOT and she's MINE!" We threw a pail of water on the boy and said, "No!!! Bad dog! Bad dog!"
Tonight, Ali and I are going to have a "talk" with Steve, educating him on "What is correct and what is sexual harrassment," so he gets a clue. We don't want this new woman to be so bothered by Steve that she doesn't view it as her home, too. We don't want that she can't sit in a t-shirt and shorts, as Ali does, or just hang around the place without a move being busted on her. But, we've hung out with Steve in bars, and he tracks women like prey, meant to be hunted down and knawed to the bone!
Below, I've listed some PC and non-PC phrases that I'm going to print out for Steve to follow, who is an average Joe, and clueless about women (think Phuc/David combined)!
I'd love for you to add some more, so I can give this guy a clue and a guide, and save ourselves the ordeal of looking for another roomie.
Thanks in advance!!! Lambikins
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PC: "Nice perfume."
Non: "You smell soooooo nice."
PC: "Nice Sweater." Or, "Cool Sweater."
Non: "You look HOT in that sweater, thong, skirt...nude!"
PC: "I haven't eaten yet. Ya wanna go grab a bite to eat or order a pizza?"
Non: "Would you like to go out for drinks or dinner?"
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That's it! What would you add that crosses the line and stays behind it?