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    Im ready for my closeup.. Tallulahbaby's Avatar
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    Fg- great thread...lol I must say for my wedding I had gorgeous bridesmaid dresses...even though one of my bridesmaids was 6 months pregnant and told me kinda at the last minute.
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    Okay, first of all, please excuse the fuzzy brown hair and squinting into the sun look I have going on here. This was 7 or 8 years ago, long before I figured out that blond and salon were the way to go.

    Now, the scoop. This was at a friend's wedding who decided to go the informal route. However, she wanted both of her 'maids' to match. So, she went out and bought two dresses exactly like the one you see here. Not so bad, I guess. In fact, I kinda thought it was cute. However, the problem was that the other bridesmaid (who I have cut from this picture to spare her further humiliation) weighed over 200 pounds. This *was NOT* an appropriate choice for a large bridesmaid. I was furious on her behalf.
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    STAR!!! That is great! But hey at least MAYBE you wore it again?

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    Yeah, actually I did where it a couple of times. I thought it was cute. Just not for my other poor friend. The friend getting married could have picked out *something* that was better for the other bridesmaid's body type.
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    SG, something about that picture makes me feel like you should be wearing skates and doing a pirouette.
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    I know, I'm standing all fruity and weird. Leave me alone, damnit. I was just coming out of my geeky youth!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stargazer401
    I know, I'm standing all fruity and weird. Leave me alone, damnit. I was just coming out of my geeky youth!
    I hear you. It took me years to outgrow my own geeky youth. I'm still trying to track down all the pictures from that time to burn them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by firegirl
    I am a wedding/event planner by profession. ....we were told to wear white hose and WHITE shoes whatever we had would do fine.


    Thanks for posting that! Three pieces of advice I insisted my daughters follow:

    1. Learn to type.
    2. Never drink and drive.
    3. Never, ever, wear white shoes!

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    Oh my gosh that site is hilarious. I like the corsages that look like they are meant to be hung on everyone's rear view mirror after the wedding. And the pregnant prom dress?
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    Yep white shoes I hate them.. well except for sandals and tennis shoes .. but white pumps I can't tolerate!

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