Since this is all fantasy anyway, I'm modifying the premise: I get a week; seven one night stands. Yes, that's right, I'm gonna be a fake freaky ho.
Night 1: John Cusack. If he wants, he can stick around for nights 2-7, but I'm sure with his busy schedule and all, he won't have time.
Night 2: Dave Matthews. My boyfriend calls him "our generation's Phil Collins." Whatever. He can be Phil Collins-esque all day long. He also has the option to stick around for the rest of the week, but he probably has stuff to do.
Night 3: I was reminded of this guy from another thread - Ian Hanomansing. Yum. I don't really want him to stay the rest of the week, but one night would be nice. He's a Canadian news anchor, for those of you unlucky enough to be unfamiliar with him.
Night 4: LL Cool J. This is a total throwback to a highschool crush, but damn - he's sexier than hell. He can stay one extra night if he'd like, but that's it.
Night 5: Matt Damon. Honestly, I don't find him cute. At all. But I fell in love with both him and Ben Affleck right around the time of "Good Will Hunting", and sometimes crushes aren't reasonable. Besides, I'm a HUGE sucker for a Boston accent. I'd probably fall for Dom Deluise if he said "cah". Since I now am forced to hate Ben Affleck (stupid J-Lo), Matt gets all the love.
Night 6: Kyan from Queer Eye. Yes, I realize the folly of that choice. Shut up.
Night 7: I'm totally stealing this from averagejane, but Chris Noth. I'm so in love with the Mr. Big character that I cried when he moved to California. And yes, I'm a big loser. I don't care.
Btw, I wouldn't turn any of Paulie's choices away, either. The man has good taste.