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    It's A Girl!

    Dagwood, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 8 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!






    Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

    Had to try for a different daddy just to see what would happen:



    Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?


    I think I am going to quit before I find someone really awful.
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    I have another darling little girl .. 13lbs 6oz ... meet her daddy




    The Pool Guy
    Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...


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    Premium Member dagwood's Avatar
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    Hey, Duxxy. I'll trade ya...You want Pee Wee or Janet?
    He who laughs last thinks slowest

    #oldmanbeatdown - Donny BB16

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duxxy View Post
    I have another darling little girl .. 13lbs 6oz ... meet her daddy

    http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/poolguy.jpg


    The Pool Guy
    Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...


    hubbahubba
    Good Lord do have mercy Duxxy.........you lucky thang!
    Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens

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    My baby girl looks just like everyone else's, only bigger...way bigger..
    queenb, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    And, appropriately since I have no uterus, the daddy is...

    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenb View Post
    My baby girl looks just like everyone else's, only bigger...way bigger..
    queenb, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    And, appropriately since I have no uterus, the daddy is...http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/pope1.jpg
    ...........good one queenb.............
    Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens

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    It's a Boy!


    Daddyzgirl, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 8 lbs, 8 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    Who's the Daddy?

    Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

    Wow! That neighbour kid gets around...


    Alex James "Neighbour Kid"?


    Great website...

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    Duxxy: Looks like your daddy and my daddy use the same sun tan lotion! Lucky US!
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    Forgive me if this has been posted before:

    www.wheresgeorge.com

    You can go online and register your paper money and then track to see where it goes. You have to write on the bill or stamp on the bill the web address (www.wheresgeorge.com) so that whoever receives is will know to enter it to track it. Yes, I know some people say we shouldn't deface the bills...but it is a neat concept and pretty interesting. I just entered one that I had received with the stamp on it and it had taken 9 months to travel from South Alabama to North Alabama.
    Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens

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    I sure hope this hasn't been posted before, but this was fun:

    http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/43/

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