That link will DEFINITELY come in handy at work when I'm having one of THOSE days and I need to vent..........Thanks!
Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens
You're welcome, guys. Gotta love the never ending bubble wrap.
that James Lipton thing is hilarious!! Po. Po. POPO ZAO!
My death prediction is a helluva way to die....
While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your husband inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.
ETA: my death prediction with my screenname:
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
My death prediction:
Screen NameAn ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.
Thanks for the linkWhile driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You're hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.
I'm helping a co-worker with a computer installation. While browsing the Web page of a manufacturer of one of the parts, I ran across their "Valentine's Day promotion."
Just what every woman wants for Valentine's Day: an USB flash drive! If I came home with something like this for Valentine's Day, I better not bother coming home at all.
"...Every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things donít always soften the bad things, but...the bad things donít always spoil the good things." - The Doctor
At least you have sense enough to know that!
"...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer
When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, you know which one you hit by the one that yelps!
I wonder what idiot came up with that promotion?
Here's a fun site for making custom 'candy hearts'...you can use two lines, up to four characters per line. Yes, I made some with four letter words.
It was me. I let the dogs out.
I was wondering where you got your cute av. Love it.
"Among the blind, the squinter rules." ~ Gerard Didier Erasmus