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    The race is back! John's Avatar
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    There's not much that's funnier in this world than Kevin Federline grooving on his own badness (and I mean that in the bad sense, not the way HE'D mean it).

    That is, until you've seen James Lipton do a reading of the lyrics on Conan.

    Go see this, but don't be drinking anything while you do.

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...kevin_fed.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by PGM35 View Post
    Again, lildago - we have something in common!
    Yep! What's really funny is that my first name is nothing like your screen name! Not that I believe this stuff or anything!
    Getting lost will help you find yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    There's not much that's funnier in this world than Kevin Federline grooving on his own badness (and I mean that in the bad sense, not the way HE'D mean it).

    That is, until you've seen James Lipton do a reading of the lyrics on Conan.

    Go see this, but don't be drinking anything while you do.

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...kevin_fed.html
    That was hilarious...especially when you click on one of the other links and hear KFed's actual song.........BWAH HA HA!!!
    Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens

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    Using my real name...
    While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.
    This is kind of odd because I've always thought it would be really interesting to be on a jury, especially in a capitol crime case, but I've never gotten to do it.

    Using my screen name...
    While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
    Again, kind of weird...any time I'm stopped, I'vew always been very careful to keep my hands in view, and to tell the cop, "my license is in my purse, over there on the floorboard--I'm not getting anything from under the seat." You never know, especially in a place with a crime rate as the city where I work!
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    http://www.onlineconversion.com/howold.htm

    How old are you..down to the seconds................

    And to really depress me....

    http://www.onlineconversion.com/days_until_retire.htm
    (I only have 6,667 more work days left........... )

    Find out your weight on other planets....
    http://www.onlineconversion.com/weig...er_planets.htm
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    For those of you who lurrrrve bubble wrap. (sound is helpful)

    http://www.saab-stuff.com/pop.swf

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    Quote Originally Posted by dagwood View Post
    For those of you who lurrrrve bubble wrap. (sound is helpful)

    http://www.saab-stuff.com/pop.swf
    Oh yeah, I love it dag. Plastic wrap is addicting. Must...have...more...
    Well I was born in a small town
    And I can breathe in a small town
    Gonna die in this small town
    And that's prob'ly where they'll bury me

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    Did you put it on manic mode? That is really fun.

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    NOt to spoil this, but I saw this a couple of years ago, and it was fun. Just goes to prove that "everything old is NEW again".
    "...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer

    When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, you know which one you hit by the one that yelps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dagwood View Post
    Did you put it on manic mode? That is really fun.
    Well of course. The more manic the better.
    Well I was born in a small town
    And I can breathe in a small town
    Gonna die in this small town
    And that's prob'ly where they'll bury me

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