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    JOURNEY – “Every single person on every reality show comments on how amazing the ‘journey’ was.


    BODY WASH – “Also known as ‘soap.’” -- Ray Hill, Jackson, Mich.
    I consider soap what comes in the bar form and body wash is what comes in liquid form.

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    Has this been posted yet?

    http://www.wwujd.com/

    "What would Uncle Jesse Do?"

    I think I found the url in a magazine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frostelized
    Has this been posted yet?

    http://www.wwujd.com/

    "What would Uncle Jesse Do?"

    I think I found the url in a magazine.
    LOL- I was thinking Dukes of Hazzard Uncle Jesse. This is much better to look at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JenniferInCO
    LOL- I was thinking Dukes of Hazzard Uncle Jesse. This is much better to look at.
    You and me both. An "Everything I Needed to Know I Learned from Uncle Jesse on the Dukes of Hazzard" would be hilarious. Oh, and bonus points for getting the correct spelling of Hazzard County.
    "...Every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but...the bad things don’t always spoil the good things." - The Doctor

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    Quote Originally Posted by phat32
    You and me both. An "Everything I Needed to Know I Learned from Uncle Jesse on the Dukes of Hazzard" would be hilarious. Oh, and bonus points for getting the correct spelling of Hazzard County.
    So, tell the truth. Were you disappointed when you clicked the link?

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    Pilsbury Dough Boy Killed

    Pilsbury Dough Boy Killed

    sniffle sniffle....

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    It is with the saddest of hearts that I pass on the following. Please
    join me in remembering a great icon.

    The Pillsbury doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
    complications from repeatedly being poked in the belly. He was only
    71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
    Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
    Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The
    Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high
    with flours, as long time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy,
    describing Dough Boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
    with turnovers. He wasn't considered a very smart cookie, wasting
    much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky
    at times, he, even still as a crusty old man was considered a roll
    model
    for millions.
    Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again, but alas, he
    was
    no tart.
    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and two children John
    Dough and Jane Dough and one in the oven. He is also survived by his
    elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about
    twenty minutes. May he rest in piece
    leave the gun...take the canolis - The Godfather

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    Don't know if these were posted yet...

    Haven't checked this site out cuz I'm scared to know what's in it. Aww.

    www.wimp.com/ghost_footage/

    The flash movie down below is so peaceful and soothing. It makes me want to stab a lizard.

    http://www.tekzoned.com/sayit/index.html

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    Worst Weather Report EVER


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    Can that even be real? Its still pretty funny.

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    Awww!!! Damn it! I can't hear what is being said on that cuz there are no speakers at work on this computer. What's that all about you guys? (the worse weather thing)
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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