I found this on the web years ago when I was doing a project on gene splicing:
It's just weird!
If God is a DJ--life is a dance floor
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Watashi wa, sekai wo kaeru.
What was that waywyrd?
Here is a site I found last year while browsing through Survivor Sucks, where you can find all sorts of oddities.
Offensive? Not exactly. Weird? Yes.
ETA - I suppose you could also say that this site could possibly be disturbing in a way, even though there are some hilarious things there.
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"...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer.
When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, you know which one you hit by the one that yelps!
This one has been around for a while but is still funny, Bert is Evil: http://www.bertisevil.tv/ Who knew Bert had his hand in so many schemes?
Log off. That cookie sh*t makes me nervous. --Tony Soprano
So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!" --Homer Simpson
Pish tosh. This shouldn't be on page 4. Here, for your amusement:
Because we live in troubled times:
For those days you're feeling particularly ineffectual:
I can read this ten million times and never stop laughing. Also, I drink too much:
And this one...well, I just find the concept funny. Funnier than the actual site, to be honest.
The bar signs are hilarious, I hadn't seen that one before. I LOVE:
I think you owe me a drink.
You remember, couple weeks ago when you were blacked out.