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    FORT Fogey misskitty's Avatar
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    This is a site for Santa to send an e-mail or phone you at home! I mentioned it under Holiday Gift Ideas.

    Click here to see if you've been naught or nice! I have to help tidy up .

    http://www.santaspeaking.com/NaughtyOrNice.aspx
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    Make yourself into an elf (a silly picture makes this even better ):

    Elf yourself!
    It was me. I let the dogs out.

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    I tried the 20Q but it didn't guess correctly. They did, however, disagree with a couple of my answers. My word was catnip. =^..^=

    My google is messed up. I tried to do the poop site, femme fatale, but will have to try again. Does that make me constipated?
    Last edited by misskitty; 12-10-2006 at 05:40 PM.
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    This site can't be for real, right? This has to be some sort of elaborate joke.

    http://www.alibinetwork.com/index.jsp

    Alibi Network is a cutting edge full service agency providing alibis and excused absences as well as assistance with a variety of sensitive issues. We view ourselves as professional advisors who understand our clients’ unique situations. We explore various approaches with our clients and implement the best solution based on each individual case. We understand your need for privacy and we are completely discreet and confidential.
    An example of their services:

    Virtual Hotel Service.

    Our virtual hotel number comes with the 24 hour hotel receptionist who will greet callers with the appropriate greeting such as "Welcome to XYZ Hotel, etc." Callers will have options of calling directly our guests' rooms by dialing rooms' extensions or pushing "0" to reach hotel's front desk receptionist. The receptionist will ask for the room number or the name of the guest and upon being given the right information she/he will route the call to any number our clients would specify. It could be a cell phone, satellite phone or any U.S. or international number anywhere in the world. Upon transfer to a room's extension, our clients will identify a call right away, and they will have an option of either answering it as if they are in a hotel's room or sending it to the room's voice mail which will identify itself as a hotel's room voice mail for the room number 123. Upon leaving a message, a client will be informed by us via e-mail or a phone call

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    Shooting Santa's reindeer with a blowgun is too much fun.

    Reindeer Roundup

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    Leo, I'm with you...I am absolutely dumbfounded about that...the sad thing is I'm sure someone has utilized its services! So sad........
    Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens

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    Count them and wait!
    Count them again after the picture has changed . . .

    This will drive you crazy!

    WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM? don't ask me; I haven't figured it out yet, that's why I sent it to you.....

    Hopefully the graphic will work here on FORT!
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    bbnbama: That is freaky!! It's got something to do with the splitting of heads/
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbnbama;2177394;


    Count them and wait!
    Count them again after the picture has changed . . .

    This will drive you crazy!

    WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM? don't ask me; I haven't figured it out yet, that's why I sent it to you.....

    Hopefully the graphic will work here on FORT!

    One of the people splits and then reconnects. I guess when there are 12, he's hidden or something. I don't know!
    Last edited by ArchieComic Fan; 12-14-2006 at 08:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bbnbama;2177394;


    Count them and wait!
    Count them again after the picture has changed . . .

    This will drive you crazy!

    WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM? don't ask me; I haven't figured it out yet, that's why I sent it to you.....

    Hopefully the graphic will work here on FORT!
    Click to see Spoiler:
    Every person who moves leaves part of their body behind except one. That person gains an inch in height and that is what happens to the missing person.
    Last edited by Cornedbeef; 12-14-2006 at 10:02 AM.

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