Messed-up things found on the web

[BoBoFan]

This is cool. It's a Tibetan Personality Test. You need a pen and paper handy. Don't cheat.

http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html

That was amazing, true, and very fun misskitty! Thanks for sharing!

[dagwood]

Lowest common denominator? I think I am offended.

Your Result: The West
Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.

[canuckinchile]

Dag...mine said:

"North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.

And since I am Canadian...that makes sense!!!

[Hyper]

http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_america...nt_do_you_have

Don't know how this figured me out, but it was spot on!

Apparently I have a north central accent that could be mistaken for Canadian. go figure, since I am!

[marybethp]

http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_america...nt_do_you_have

Don't know how this figured me out, but it was spot on!

Figured me out too...

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast

Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

[anemone]

I am not from there but, I visited this area once. Does that count?

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

[femme fatale]

This is messed-up by every sense of the word.

How much have you pooped?
www.bajs.no (bajs=poo)
There is a British flag on the page to translate.

[DesertRose]

http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_america...nt_do_you_have

Don't know how this figured me out, but it was spot on!

From the same site, the quiz How Canadian are you is funny for Canadians.
I am 89% Canadian:

You rock, you are an almighty Canadian through and through. You have proven your worthiness and have won the elite prize of living in a country as awesome as Canada. Yes I know other countries think they are better, but we let them have that cuz we know better than they do, eh?

Only change i'd make is in question 9. You need a new dress for your sister's wedding, you will go buy it at...
The Bay, The A&P, Canadian Tire, The Avondale.
Well I'm French Canadian, so I buy my dresses at La Baie, not The Bay. My anglophone husband makes fun of me still...

[femme fatale]

This is kind of fun, 20 questions.

www.20q.net

[Newfherder]

This is kind of fun, 20 questions.

www.20q.net

Thirty questions, five wrong guesses, and never got it.