As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. - H.L. Mencken .
Scooping dead fish out of my aquarium. I offer elaborate bribes to my friends to get them to do it for me.
Don't let the small things sweat
I avoid sidewalk grates too -- not because they creep me out, but because my heels get caught in them.
It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins
"...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer.
When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, you know which one you hit by the one that yelps!
I don't remember if I mentioned this one, but HAIR in my food. And it doesn't matter if it's mine or not - just plain gross! I will throw an entire meal away if I find a hair.