All I wanted was a 45, a stinking 45 - the record or the gun. I'd even settle for the damn malt liquor. - Al Bundy.
Scooping dead fish out of my aquarium. I offer elaborate bribes to my friends to get them to do it for me.
Don't let the small things sweat
I avoid sidewalk grates too -- not because they creep me out, but because my heels get caught in them.
It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever. -- David St. Hubbins
"...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer
When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, you know which one you hit by the one that yelps!
I don't remember if I mentioned this one, but HAIR in my food. And it doesn't matter if it's mine or not - just plain gross! I will throw an entire meal away if I find a hair.