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    FORT Regular a_canuck_01's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by NYGal
    I've already seen it sixty times.
    About Bridget Jones' Diary,

    I hear that Weight Watchers is gonna sponser her for 100,000 $$/ pound
    she loses after the movie. (so 30 pounds is 3 million dollars)

    Dang it, why can't the rest of us unwashed masses get paid like that instead of
    having to pay THEM.


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    1) Wash my soap.
    2) Rinse my water.
    3) Vacuum the inside of my vacuum bags.
    4) Wax my candles.
    5) Turn on my humidifier and my dehumidifier at the same time and watch them fight it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbcrowder
    1) Wash my soap.
    2) Rinse my water.
    3) Vacuum the inside of my vacuum bags.
    4) Wax my candles.
    5) Turn on my humidifier and my dehumidifier at the same time and watch them fight it out.
    This thread kills me. But especially number five.
    You've gotta hustle if you want to earn a dollar. - Boston Rob

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    You are DEAD to US Homer's Avatar
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    1) analyze the Chem trails from the jet planes
    2) go over my taxes from previous years to see if I need to pay more.
    3) replace the caps on the end of my shoe laces so that they don't fall off
    4) oil all my door hinges
    5) cancel subscription to "Back Hair - Friend or Foe"

    Homer

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