Those funny words...

[firegirl]

You have probably all seen those funny made up words for things we do or think...

If you have one or remember them write them here..
I have no doubt with this bunch there will be a LOT!

Here is one I like..


Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
> accidentally walked through a spider web.

Wondracide (v) to attack bread with cold butter

Cartonialate (v) when one mangles the milk/juice carton when trying to open it from the wrong side.

and I can't forget

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole

[jodaar]

manny (n): a male nanny

[Bill]

Cherriomagnatism -- The mysterious force that binds the last few cherrios together in the milk.

Ignasecond -- The time delay that prevents your hand from stopping the car door from shutting even as your mind is screaming "I left the keys inside!"

[tvjunkie]

postane:when you go insane from posting too much and feel the need to see your name at the end of every thread in a forum

[tvjunkie]

postgasm:when you see your name at the end of every thread in every forum.

NOTE THIS IS A RARE OCCURENCE.

[Eden]

My son coined this term ...

Ignoying (adj.) Ignorant AND annoying

[cali]

ooohhhh, I like that Eden!

We use Anoising* when things are loud and annoying.....

*It's my word, I can spell it however I want too!

[Wayner]

These are great! I wish I still had my old "Sniglet" calendar - I'd have a lot more to offer here. I do remember one:

Execuglide: the act of scooting yourself across your office while remaining seated in your chair.

[Feifer]

My husband grew up with the 8 count crayon pack and I got the 64 count. He is just now discovering the many diferent names for the different hues of the basic colors. Take green-yellow. I may call the color chartreus and he will call it GRELLOW.

[firegirl]

Hozone- the place where that one sock goes in the dryer!

recume- the act of picking up a piece of lint, dirt,, whatever examining it and letting the vacume have another go at it.