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    FORT Fogey
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    Those funny words...

    You have probably all seen those funny made up words for things we do or think...

    If you have one or remember them write them here..
    I have no doubt with this bunch there will be a LOT!

    Here is one I like..


    Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
    > accidentally walked through a spider web.

    Wondracide (v) to attack bread with cold butter

    Cartonialate (v) when one mangles the milk/juice carton when trying to open it from the wrong side.

    and I can't forget

    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole

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    your ad here jodaar's Avatar
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    manny (n): a male nanny

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    Cherriomagnatism -- The mysterious force that binds the last few cherrios together in the milk.

    Ignasecond -- The time delay that prevents your hand from stopping the car door from shutting even as your mind is screaming "I left the keys inside!"
    "George Oscar Bluth II, aka GOB, featured magician in the best selling videotape, "Girls With Low Self Esteem" invites you to enter his world.
    -- Arrested Development, Season III

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    postane:when you go insane from posting too much and feel the need to see your name at the end of every thread in a forum
    Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.

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    postgasm:when you see your name at the end of every thread in every forum.

    NOTE THIS IS A RARE OCCURENCE.
    Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.

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    My son coined this term ...

    Ignoying (adj.) Ignorant AND annoying

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    ooohhhh, I like that Eden!

    We use Anoising* when things are loud and annoying.....

    *It's my word, I can spell it however I want too!
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    These are great! I wish I still had my old "Sniglet" calendar - I'd have a lot more to offer here. I do remember one:

    Execuglide: the act of scooting yourself across your office while remaining seated in your chair.

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    My husband grew up with the 8 count crayon pack and I got the 64 count. He is just now discovering the many diferent names for the different hues of the basic colors. Take green-yellow. I may call the color chartreus and he will call it GRELLOW.

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    Hozone- the place where that one sock goes in the dryer!

    recume- the act of picking up a piece of lint, dirt,, whatever examining it and letting the vacume have another go at it.

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