Those funny words...

[John]

Those are all hilarious, Feif!

[Feifer]

I cannot take credtit for those. Mom sent those to me in an email this morning. I did think of analternate for testicle though.

Testicle (n) The small surprise tickle that you give someone just to see if they are really ticklish.

[fluff]

I love the testicle one , too funny

[fluff]

I just read back through this thread.

These are all great guys

[firegirl]

Feif,, those are soooo good.. MORE please!!!

[firegirl]

Here are some a friend send me from web site:

=>abzot (AB zaht) - n. The device in a currency changer that
determines whether a bill is too wrinkled or not.

=>accordionated (ah KOR de on ay tid) - adj. Being able to
drive and refold a road map at the same time.

=>aeroma (ayr OH ma) - n. The odor emanating from an
exercise room after an aerobics workout.

=>aeropalmics (ayr o PALM iks) - n. The study of wind
resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out the car
window.

=>alponium (al PO nee um) - n. (chemical symbol: Ap) Initial
blast of odor upon opening a can of dog food.

=>ambiportalous (am bih PORT ahl us) - adj. Possessing the
uncanny knack for approaching a set of double doors and
ALWAYS pushing the locked one.

=>anaception (an a SEP shun) - n. The body's ability to
actually affect television reception by moving about the
room.

=>antalixic (and a LIK sik) - n. One who passes over
licorice jelly beans.

=>anticiparcellate (an ti si PAR sel ate) - v. Waiting until
the mailman is several houses down the street before picking
up the mail, so as not to appear too anxious.

=>aquadextrous (ak wa DEKS trus) - adj. Possessing the
ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

=>aqualibrium (ak wa LIB re um) - n. The point where the
stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height,
thus relieving the drinker from (a) having to suck the
nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye.

=>arachnidiot (ar ak NI di ot) - n. A person, who, having
wandered into an "invisible" spider web begins gyrating and
flailing about wildly.

=>attrinyl (a TRY nil) - n. (chemical symbol: At) A black,
bulletproof, totally inflexible type of plastic, used
primarily in covers of pay phone directories.

=>bandile (BAN dyl) - n. The thin red strip one pulls to
release a Band-Aid.

=>bargarcs (BAR jarks) - n. The streaks on a car's
windshield from faulty wipers.

=>bathquake (BATH kwake) - n. The violent quake that rattles
the entire house when the water faucet is turned to a
certain point.

[Wayner]

Everyone: yay These are great!

Circumvent killed me.

[firegirl]

Here are some more emailed to me.. guess some folks found out I have a craving for strange words..

Nocturnuggets (nok' ter nuh gitz) - n. Deposits found in one's eye upon awakening in the morning, also called: GOZZAGAREENA, OPTIGOOK, EYEHOCKEY, etc.

Nugloo (nug' lew) - n. Single continuous eyebrow that covers the entire forehead. Also known as a Unibrow.

Omnibiblious - adj. Indifferent to type of drink. "Oh, you can get me anything. I'm omnibiblious."

Oopzama (ewp' za muh) - n. Sudden scratching of scalp or face upon realization that the person you were waving at isn't who you thought it was.

Opling (op' pling) - n. The act, when feeding a baby, of opening and closing one's mouth, smacking one's lips and making "yummy" noises, in the hope that baby will do the same.

Optortionist (op tor' shun ist) - n. The kid in school who can turn his eyelids inside out.

Oreosis (awr ee oh' sis) - n. The practice of eating the cream center of an Oreo before eating the cookie outsides.

Orogami (or oh ga' mee) - n. The miraculous folding process that allows Kleenexes to methodically emerge from the box one ate a time.

Orosuctuous (or oh suk' chew us) - adj. Being able to hold a glass to one's face by sheer lung power.

Otisosis (oh tis oh' sis) - n. The inability to meet anyone else's eyes in an elevator.

P-spot (pee' spaht) - n. The area directly above the urinal in public restrooms that men stare at, knowing a glance in any other direction would arouse suspicion.