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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Hozone- the place where that one sock goes in the dryer!
    Good thing you cleared this one up, FG; Miss F thought the Hozone was Jennifer Lopez's house.

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    Postgasm

    Omg Wayner
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Anytime my daughter does not like something or somthing is not working the way it should she says"it's Babbledy". Example: When the velcro on her shoe was not catching and keeping her shoe on she said,"Mommy!, my shoe is Babbledy!". Gotta love that girl!
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    Originally posted by fluff
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    Omg Wayner
    Um, did I miss a post that got deleted?

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    Feif, that's cute!
    Thinking about it, I don't use many words like this. But if I had to say I was partial to any word of this type, it would definitely be............. mansierre

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    TVJunkie posted it John, It's still there
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    Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
    > Ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
    > of breaking down in the near future.
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    > Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
    > laid.
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    > Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
    > financially impotent for an indefinite period.
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    > Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
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    > Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
    > doesn't get it.

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    Kylie, That reminds me of mantiehose : The pantyhose with three legs.

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    Feif!

    Reminds me of a quote: If the world was logical, men would ride side saddle.

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    The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked tosupply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of this year's winning entries:

    1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
    2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
    have gained.
    3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
    6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
    7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
    8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavoured mouthwash.
    9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are runover by a steamroller.
    10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
    11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
    12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a
    proctologist immediately before he examines you.
    13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
    14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
    15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your
    soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
    16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

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