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    I called the number, and left a message saying i was an asteroid, and I was on my way to earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nausicaa
    Hell, I was a former telemarketer, and even I find this funny.
    being a former telemarketer, I'm sure its more funny to you than to most...
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Bravo, thank you for posting this article. I love to laugh!

    Bill, you are my hero!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill_in_PDX
    I called the number, and left a message saying i was an asteroid, and I was on my way to earth.

    That's great, Bill
    "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."- Yoda

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    Bill! O....M....G!

    Now I've laughed so much in 2 days in a row I feel like I have a cracked rib.
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    haha

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    The "Adam" comic strip pokes fun of telemarketers this week in the papers also. Dave Barry is ugly but his articles are always fun to read lol.

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    LOL! Bill that was brilliant!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellow Apple
    ......Normally I think those phone pranks are juvenile, but I enjoyed this one since I had no sympathy for the Devil... er I mean victims.
    Telemarketers, cousin to the devil. "I vant to be left alone...."

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