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    Your brain is like a bb in a box car..

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    I knew you when you were kneehigh to a grasshopper.
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    Dumb as a box of hair.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Newbies post away!

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    It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

    That's about as funny as a screen door in a submarine.

    That'll go over like a pregnant pole vaulter.

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    Will don't have any fun. madbanana's Avatar
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    "As dead as a doorknob"...Ok so when did the doorknob die??
    peace;
    it does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble or hard work. it means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart

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    Gayer than a Christmas tree....Hello...how dumb is that?
    or as gay as a parade

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    When it looks like rain:
    It's gonna come a gully washer.
    It's gonna come a toad strangler.

    When it's raining hard:
    It's raining like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.

    Q: how are you today?
    A: fine as frog hair.

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    Dumb as a box of rocks.
    Not dealing with a full deck.

    Expletive my mom used: For crying in the bucket!!

    What bucket? and Why cry into it?
    There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -Ken Olsen

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    everyone's a critic... holly71's Avatar
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    Originally posted by enygma
    He (its always he for some reason) doesn't know Sh*t from fine chocolate
    I've always heard this as "doesn't know sh*t from shinola" (shinola is an old name for shoe polish)
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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