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    If it can't be fixed with duct tape, you needed a new one anyway.

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    John duct tape is like " the Force" it has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together..!

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    " he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"

    " he could fall in a barrel full of boobs and come up sucking his thumb"

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    I like that last one, FG. Never heard it before.

    We used to have a sign up at my old place of employment, at the end of the assembly line...

    "Just when you've made something idiot-proof, along comes another idiot."

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    I'm hotter than a whore in church!

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    You're not the only rooster in the hen house.

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    omg firegirl, I love the boob one.
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    I don't think these are stupid sayings at all

    They are all making me laugh!
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Cali, living out in the country, you MUST have some good sayings to share??!

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    yeah, and a crap load of jokes about West Virginians

    I'll have to think of some though
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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